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Guess That Means It's All Over

Peruvian shamans send good vibes to candidates: Most foresee Obama victory

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The shamans whistled, chanted and rubbed both posters [of Barack Obama and John McCain] with Andean spirit-totems, crucifixes, a statue of a dark-skinned Jesus and other idols to scare away bad spirits and negative energies they said might prevent a fair and democratic election.

Uh...y-e-e-a-h.

Steve Cohen, Super Genius

Isn't it great when one of your elected officials puts your city on the map? I'm sure there are many people thinking about my district with questions like "How can they be so stupid as to elect this guy?"

My congressman, Steve Cohen. For years I've heard his supporters talk about how smart he is. Well, yeah, I see just how smart he is. Not only making with an idiotic analogy regarding Barack Obama and Sarah Palin, but lifting the idea from DailyKos! While watching the video, take a look at Mr. Cohen's hair. Undoubtedly, the tremendous heat generated by the workings of his massive brain is causing an updraft.


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I submit to you, Mr. Speaker, that the parties have differences, but if you want change, you want the Democratic Party. Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governer. Thank you Mr. Speaker.

Where to begin? Even if you leave out the fact that Jesus is God and Son of God, there are a few points to make (to be fair, these are mostly culled from other people's comments and are not original with me):

  • Jesus was not a community organizer. He was an itinerant preacher with some devoted followers. His focus was on God and on relating to God properly. I'll bet you can't find one instance of him trying to help someone make contact with the government to get anything.
  • Where Jesus did address people bettering their lives, it was always in the context of what they should do, not in what they could get others to do for them.
  • If anybody was a "community organizer", it was Barabbas, the captured revolutionary who was freed while the enthralled crowd was chanting his name.
  • Pilate voted "present", and so allowed the innocent to die.
  • Jesus was bound to no organization. He clearly had a reform agenda, and wasn't afraid to stand up to his fellows.

Okay, that's enough. I need to get going.

U.S. Bishops Respond To Anti-Immigrant Tax Provision, Raids

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The US Bishops are sadly predictable when it comes to certain issues. While they most definitely should concern themselves with the proper, dignified treatment of all people, they seem to have a blind spot about illegal aliens. This is illustrated by a letter sent by Bishop John Wester of Salt Lake City and Bishop Jaime Soto to Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff. I presume Bishop Wester is acting in his office as chairman of the USCCB's Committee on Migration and Bishop Soto is acting in his office as chairman of the Catholic Legal Immigration Network (CLINIC).

Man Legally Changes His Name to Optimus Prime

Beacon Journal | 07/06/2007 | Boyhood passion morphs into new identity

You know, I really enjoyed the Transformers cartoon series when I was younger, but this was an idea that never would have occured to me.

Britains Got Talent - A Star Is Born

If you have not seen this, you really should. Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman, came to the show "Britain's Got Talent" to sing opera, and he blew them away! Don't judge by appearances.

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