What the...?!?! I was using Google to try to find the meaning of the
interjection "sacre bleu", and I found this in the results. Someone
tell me it's just a bad joke. They can't seriously be taking water from
the grotto at Lourdes and using it in a skin care product, can they?

Sacre Bleu! Sacred and Holy Water Exclusive to AQUA TAN(R) Sunless Tanning Line